Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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