No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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