Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
