She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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