I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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