Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Randomize
