i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
NoShamevember. You game?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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