Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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