the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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