she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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