Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Buhtt sex?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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