dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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