I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
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