dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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