I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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