People in love make me want to vomit
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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