just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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