You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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