Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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