Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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