You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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