we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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