At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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