shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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