I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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