You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Fuck appropriateness.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
