I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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