I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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