Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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