Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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