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You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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