i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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