I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
