wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
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