I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Is Oprah even human
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
