so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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