We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
