Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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