This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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