It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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