North Korea, Best Korea!
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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