My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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