She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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