Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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