her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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