fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
