ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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