i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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