Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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