ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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