i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
P.S. I can't hear my feet
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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