the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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