Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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