It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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